What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a dog in space?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?