When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What day of the week do chickens hide?