What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
How long will dinner be?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What kind of accessories do basketball players love?