What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
By dirt bike.
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a small mom?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why do math teachers love hiking?