Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
They want to see a home run!
How do you arrest a pig?
How do horses find their way after dark?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why are fish such good architects?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Which family member has tusks?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?