I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Do dads always snore?