What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?