Why do people wear shamrocks for the holiday?
Because it's the luckiest leaf around.
Board Game With A Twist
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the farmer say about his lazy cow?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why couldn't x and y meet up at the airport?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?