Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How long will dinner be?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How do you measure a millennial?