What do you call a fish on a hot day?
A tuna melt.
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?