Why do some folks enjoy snails?
They savor the slow lane.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What subject do owls ace in school?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?