Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why do elephants have so many wrinkles?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Where do tired parents end up on vacation?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What animals love to close envelopes?