Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why were bugs playing football in a teacup?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?