Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
It was gourd to death.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the puppy siblings hang around the trash can?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's the politest month?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?