What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What tree do science teachers love?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the window need an aspirin?