Why couldn't the First Lady get help around the house?
He kept vetoing chores.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What condiment has wings?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the rocket scientist struggle in English class?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What game does a rabbit always win?