What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?