Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
She always felt a little sheepish.
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?