What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why are winter days great?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Which president loved to take baths?