Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?