What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Surprise!!!!
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Which celebrity loves to read?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?