Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
He was the designated hitter.
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Can February March?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why are all priests fit?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?