What animal likes to party the most?
Pigs. They go hog wild!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did the trumpet say to the trombone at the party?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call two dentists who never agree?
Where do frogs stash their cash?
Why are trees great decorators?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Do you have plans for Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are books always so angry?