Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
They keep an eagle eye on their kids.
Which cats have the best manners?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?