What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
What did the stair machines call each other?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What fish only swims at night?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What day is your mom always right?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why didn't the patient trust the diagnosis?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the Easter egg hide?