Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
It's a swing state.
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What says: oom oom oom?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Where do polar bears store their money?