Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What tree has the most bark?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Where do burgers like to dance?