How much does freedom weigh?
A Washing-ton!
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?