What did the tree say after winter finally ended?
I'm branching out again.
What does a worried pencil ask?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?