How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?