Why are construction workers so good at parties?
They know how to raise the roof.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What holiday is worst for watching old westerns?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why do noisy tennis players annoy everyone?