What do snowmen add to their recipes?
A dash of snow-der.
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why was the egg hunt so hard this year?
What cookie is barely there?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Who do fish visit for a quick loan?