Why was it hard for the pirate to call home?
The hook kept hanging up.
How do horses navigate at night?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What game do horses always win?
What do you get when you mix a bike with a flower?
What do you call an arctic cow?