What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
A wanna-bee.
What do you give a sick pig?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?