Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why do people love snowy days?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do doctors and hot days have in common?
What do you get from cows and goats together?
Where do ghosts go for sunny holidays?
What do you call a bird that won't leave the nest?