Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What is a mom's favorite game?