What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why are English teachers so smart?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do fairies always drink?