What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Where does cash go for a shopping spree?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What dish did Santa bring to dinner?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do naked fish play with?
What do dentists do on roller coasters?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?