What's a pirate's favorite shade?
Arrr-gyle red.
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why are turtles so shy?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What vehicle works the hardest?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Where should you plant flowers by the road?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?