Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Because it's always pouring!
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which tree loves a day at the shore?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?