Why wasn't airplane food impressive?
It never took off.
What song do storm clouds love?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why do golfers avoid cake?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?