Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Where do books sleep?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the elephant quit his job?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why do bears sleep through winter?
Why did summer catch autumn?