Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Because it can crack up!
What do fairies always drink?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How is cat food sold?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do mechanics love the start of the season?
Why don't ostriches fly much?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the coach bring string?
What did the cupcake say to the icing?