Why did the octopus stop writing?
It ran out of ink-redible ideas.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?