What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?