Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do robots eat when they need a quick snack?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why is spring such a quirky season?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How do you keep your spouse out of your inbox?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do violas say in an argument?