What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Bananas. They are known for their splits.
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do people wear shamrocks for the holiday?
What do you call a short cow?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's the holiest insect?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do parrots wear in rain?
Why did the baker have 13 kids?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?