What fruit makes the best gymnasts?Bananas. They are known for their splits.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhy didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?See PunchlineWhy did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?See PunchlineHow do elephants chat from far away?See PunchlineWhat kind of cheese can you sew with?See PunchlineWho do faithful dogs say their prayers to?See PunchlineDid you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?See PunchlineWhy couldn't the leopard hide?See PunchlineWhat do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?See PunchlineWhy are cause and effect so close?See PunchlineDo dads have fun on Father's Day?See PunchlineWhy did Buzz go to a super bright school?See PunchlineWhy didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?See PunchlineWhat do you call it when a snowman gives you the silent treatment?See PunchlineHow did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?See PunchlineWhat's a snake's favorite subject in school?See PunchlineHow is cat food sold?See PunchlineWhy was the onion's closing argument impossible to beat?See PunchlineHow do you keep dogs off the road?See PunchlineWhy did the duck cross the road?See PunchlineWhy is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?See PunchlineWhat's always playing in Santa's workshop?See Punchline
