What snacks always have the best tan?
SunChips®.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the baker have 13 kids?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?