What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call the best brother-in-law?
How do you arrest a pig?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?