Which team is the richest?
The gold standard.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue alone?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do pigs love to order at fast food places?